when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
