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• (972): View more from Texas

  like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys

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  I hope to god you are high

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Houston, we have a problem

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  where are u?

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...

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  Keep it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀

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