What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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