at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I am in a vortex of obligation.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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