i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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