I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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