Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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