I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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