He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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