I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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