It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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