A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The adults are the big ones right?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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