And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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