tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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