Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
