why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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