Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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