You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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