My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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