Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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