She said her name was "party"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
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sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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