u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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