I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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