Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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