im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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