So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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