i don't like sucking hair
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
if only i could text you this smell
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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