i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Mom said you looked used
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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