This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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