he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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