Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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