Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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