I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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