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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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