Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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