We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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