Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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