i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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