I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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