I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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