Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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