we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
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bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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