beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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