Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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