he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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