: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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