hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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