I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
The ass gains better be worth it
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