8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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