One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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