Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
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Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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