Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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